cassie is dead womp womp

Derek Feeds the dog chocolate and it subsequently dies

Oh god sake derek cassie is dead womp womp

by Kirkwall Place September 8, 2025

the cassie angle

a selfie taken above the head exposing the double chin and inner pain only to be used if depressed or hurt by the opposite gender

ah i see you’re using the cassie angle. who hurt you?

by mr_mccone June 8, 2020

Cassie

Any creature with a trait that immediately makes you think of a person. Most commonly a pink haired fictional woman.

Hilda from Monster Emblem is so Cassiecore

by Ehmu February 10, 2024

Cassie

Knowing Cassie, how can I put this plainly? Simply put, this is one hell of a ride. Knowing an Cassie will change your life, for the good and for the bad. There’s ups, downs, and laughs of 100 decimals. There’s ins, outs, and all sort of roundabouts. If there is laughter it will usually be accompanied by running very very fast away. The amount of gluten free bread crumbs you will have to gnaw away at will simply be no match for the gluten free bread that will give you the stomach ache of a lifetime. Cassie is shy at first, but will soon make her lion roar known to all men and humans alike. When she meets up with her close friend Black Beauty and the newest one Sunflower Dress, it’s all over for the boys in town. Girls don’t stand a chance when Cassie is on the loose. Buckle in, because this is one hell of a ride, and you don’t want to be losing any teeth on the way. Remember emergencies only when you go home to see Mummy.

“Cassie? That girl gave me a whole pack of gluten free breadcrumbs!”

“You can keep that for an entire year - They don’t go out of date!”

by squirrelmetimbers December 23, 2023

The Cassy Effect

A really, really strong urge to give someone a Birthday gift or Christmas gift weeks or even months earlier that when the event happens.
Getting Exceedingly high enjoyment out of spoiling someone.

This comes from the trend that a lot of people named Cassy/Cassandra have tendencies to act this way.

She was overwhelmed with the Cassy effect and gave her friend their birthday give 2 months early.

by Jhon Brick the tornado shelter October 8, 2023

Lazy Cassie

This is when someone poops in a urinal.

Let's hurry up and leave, the toilet was broken and I really needed to shit so I had to pull a Lazy Cassie. At least it was mostly liquid.

by SeñorDingDong November 17, 2023

cassie

adj. meaning ‘wild and dirty’

person 1: bro did u see that hot chick last night?
person 2: yeah she really became a cassie.

by khazziEeEeEeee February 15, 2020