Carlos

Carlos: That one fucker that made awful ass jokes in the show The Magic School Bus.
“Why do cows not have feet? Because they lactose!!”
In unison: “CARLOS!!!!!”
by Lololololfightme March 10, 2019
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You eat like a Carlos
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a bitch ass nigga that has a smelly ass mouth with no hygiene
ew is that fat nigga carlos over there
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Carlos is that kid at school who thinks soccer is football and most likely the guy who will be a virgin in his 50's.
Although he can be a 2 by 4 he can still sweep and thats what counts.
Girl: hey who is that guy playing soccer?

Friend: thats Carlos and he prefers if u call it football...
by 5 cent street whore April 02, 2019
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Has an extremely micro penis and is really careful with what he says.
Carlos never curses.
by Anonymous[284] April 16, 2019
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Carlos has a vey split personality.

Sometimes he is loveable, charming, kindhearted. He would do anything for you, and cares about you more than anyone. If you are feeling low, he will hold you high, until you are able to hold yourself up again.

But then other times he’s different. The same person that you love with your whole heart, is suddenly gone. Replaced by a cold, outer shell, and the real him seems to be gone.

But then he’s awesome again! And then he’s awful again. It goes round and round in circles, yet I’ll never stop loving him.
Carlos is so awesome, but sometimes he acts really odd.
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Carlos is a name for mexicans who show off alot and need attention carlos usually means dusty and or dirty
Carlos has daddy issues .
by ilyvpiee March 23, 2016
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