Carlos

You eat too god damn much precious

You eat like a Carlos

by Ccthb January 27, 2020

Carlos

Carlos: That one fucker that made awful ass jokes in the show The Magic School Bus.

“Why do cows not have feet? Because they lactose!!”
In unison: “CARLOS!!!!!”

by Lololololfightme March 9, 2019

Carlos

Someone who likes sucking sausage at night. Usually available at 12-1am. Nickname lil spooky (AKA) Perra!!!

Go pick Carlos (Perra) up he'll leave you empty.

by El pimp 69 September 21, 2017

Carlos

he is a lost squirrel looking for his lost nuts

carlos lost his nuts in a tree and cant get them

by eaglesrule13 May 7, 2018

Carlos

Carlos has a vey split personality.

Sometimes he is loveable, charming, kindhearted. He would do anything for you, and cares about you more than anyone. If you are feeling low, he will hold you high, until you are able to hold yourself up again.

But then other times he’s different. The same person that you love with your whole heart, is suddenly gone. Replaced by a cold, outer shell, and the real him seems to be gone.

But then he’s awesome again! And then he’s awful again. It goes round and round in circles, yet I’ll never stop loving him.

Carlos is so awesome, but sometimes he acts really odd.

by Theonewhodreams124 May 23, 2023

Carlos

Carlos is a name for mexicans who show off alot and need attention carlos usually means dusty and or dirty

Carlos has daddy issues .

by ilyvpiee July 12, 2016

Carlos

Is a short, single Portuguese intellectual with a beard...his mission in life is to mingle with Drs. This extremely charismatic man will seduce as many vulnerable females as he can...do be careful as Carlos will rip out your heart and soul!

Charismatic
Amicable
Rat
Lambe cus
Oracle
Seducer

Stay away from him, he's a real Carlos!

by DoutoraMulaRussa August 6, 2011