Lando Calrissian 

Weed, ganja, left-handed cigarette, or the weird stuff.

Are we going to smoke the Lando Calrissian tonight?

Lando Calrissian by HalfwayJames May 19, 2005

Ronja & Caisa 

Ronja is an extreme gangster especially with her friend caisa, everyone loves them. everywhere they go they find new exiting things to do. they also like going to parties and hosting them even if ronja isn't allowed to drink and caisa is they always fiind their way. they also love adventures gaming and pranks. they are Sick! they have no limits when it comes to fun.

Ronja & Caisa are so much alike the minions!

Ronja & Caisa by hfgj November 25, 2020

Calista 

deeply disturbed. depressed and anxious. can be super nice but also a bitch. shy around new people. she's a pretty blonde and too skinny. drops people like flies. i feel sad for her. she can be deep and went through weird shit. the type of person that can see right through you, very scary. you'll be lured in by her charm but she might really mess with you. but she may also chose you to be an actual friend. be careful. she's... interesting to say the least

Girl #1: Woah, this girl, Calista, just looked at me like she could see my darkest secrets.
Girl #2: Watch out, she has that affect, but she might just make you crash and burn.

Calista by scarybooksatnight August 13, 2017

sperm canister 

A small, usually cylindrical and aluminium depository for semen. Portable, easy to carry, and often mistakable as cans of soup.

Fred: Shit, G! I thought I was makin' some cream of mushroom soup... but fuck! I really cooked up the contents of a sperm canister!
Jason: fr0ffle

sperm canister by Niggadicks July 3, 2006

Carisma 

An inherent driving ability that naturally inspires the confidence of passengers

Guy 1: Man, I'm so psyched for this road trip
Guy 2: Why is Danny driving? I've been driving for longer, it should be me
Guy 3: Sorry dude you're just not up to it
Guy 2: Oh yeah, what does he have that I don't
Guy 3: Carisma

Carisma by Blargle Margle August 6, 2011

calisurferla 

A homosexual little bitch who enjoys homo things i.e. playing violin, fingering himself, using thousands of hair products, trimming his pubic hair into portraits of celebrities. Also responds to the name of "cocksucker". But enjoys picking wedgies during trip meetings while wearing jeans in the backcountry. We all love a good leander.

1)Laura's ex is calisurferla
2)You're going to sit next to calisurferla and you-know-who in the Whittier tunnel?!?

calisurferla by plusdelta February 14, 2009

Carisa 

The most beautiful and loving Redhead i have known.

Carisa Loved to share her strawberry cake while visiting Texas.
Always willing to go out of her way to please me. But I didn't realize that until it was to late. always good for a water fight on a hot day.

Carisa by Texas size February 10, 2010