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Meaningful Coochie

When your friend asks why your single. You tell them you're looking for Meaningful Coochie. The type of coochie that won't flake, ghost you, or leave you with Tinder Balls. Similar to Tinder Tart, only this time you got first date off seeing her irl.
Friend 1: Hey man why the fuck do I keep getting fucked over? All this Coochie is nice but I can't settle.

Friend 2: I don't know man, find yourself

some Meaningful Coochie.
by coochiebegouch69 February 18, 2019
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Canned Coochie

Canned Coochie is Cheap Coochie also Just Coochie in a Can.

ALL LESBIANS ARE SWEATING ;)))))))))))) DRIP DRIP WET WET
"I like Canned Coochie."

"Really? Same."
"HANNAH SWEETY LISTEN TO ME."
by Hannahpleaseloveme June 9, 2019
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Canned coochie

Canned coochie for those ugly mistakes
If you buy canned coochie you got a shrimp.
by Trumphater— September 22, 2019
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Italian Coochie Seasoning

It is the seasoning you put on yo gurls vagina to make it taste good, also used to make head somewhat enjoyable. Comes in lube bottles.
I used Italian coochie seasoning last night and my girl tasted like Romanos macaroni grill.
by Tony the pedo uncle December 8, 2019
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Furry Coochie

It’s a fucking gourmet dish. A good pussy with a lot of hair, some people find it disgusting.
Boy 1:Fuck that furry coochie was fire
Boy 2: Yuh
Boy 3: the fuck
by FurryCoochie123 January 16, 2020
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National coochie day

Every first Monday of every month pads, tampons, pineapple juice, cranberry juice and all coochie products are free.
Jessica: I'm running out of pads!

Taylor: Luckily it's national coochie day tomorrow!
by coolepicchild December 27, 2020
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