Crippled GT

That person in a wheelchair who always runs your feet over at the most inconvinient time. Mainly occurs in a hallway at school or work.

Jeff: Oh shit watch your feet
Susan: What are you talking about
Jeff: Here comes the Crippled GT

by FCTSFunnyGuy January 9, 2010

cripplefuck

when you lose your virginity in a wheelchair.

Lucas: "Yo what's good"
Tyler: "Nothing much just pulled a cripplefuck, what about you?"
Luke: "I fucked my cat."

by bobduncanexperience December 9, 2016

Cripplejack

A cripplejack is a hand job received from somebody with varying disabilities to the arm or hand. It can also include
somebody who had a medical device or cast or brace on their arm or hand.
The maneuver must be performed with the impaired limb to qualify as a cripplejack.
The gratitude is derived from either the varying in sensation due to the medical devices present or due to the
obscure nature of receiving relief from an undexterous hand.

If there is swapping out between impaired and unimpaired limbs it will then become a semi-cripplejack. This is less
prestigious.

At first I wasn't into her, but then I saw her cast - It's cripplejack time!

Matt deftly administered a cripplejack upon himself.

by Super Visible May 5, 2021

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

croppled

extremely high, drunk, or otherwise messed up. Originally a mistake when typing crippled.

"OMG that last bowl croppled me!"

by Kitney April 13, 2007

chipple my whipple

Chipple my whipple means tickle my baby, but it sound oddly dirty.

guy1: "Whats up homosexual pig"
guy2: "chipple my whipple dirtbag"

by ChippleMyWhippleBaby August 7, 2010

Crippreality

Crippreality is when you are asked to do something however are not willingly ready to move. You try to move and are unable to, giving you the sudden realisation of having crippreality.

Slim- "could you go and get me the bong from in the kitchen"
Me- "eugh I don't really want to move"
Slim-"please"
Me- *goes to move* "omg I can't move my legs I just can't. I think I have crippreality."

by Wouldfuckherself January 31, 2017