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Vaginal bark rash

A graze type rash caused as the result of administering a flying vagina to a stationary tree.
Anne "I have a sore fucken cunt".

Patrice " what do you expect? You flying vagina'd three trees last night! now you've got vaginal bark rash
by Fantastic five October 29, 2011
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barkfuck

v. Insistant, persistant, tenacious, high-volume verbalizations of a pomeranian.

n. The ususal preferred method for a pomeranian to accomplished her desired result IMMEDIATELY and without delay.
v. Sadie barkfucks me at my bedroom window until I let her back in after a nice 3AM shit. Pomeranian for "Hey jerk weasel! Get the fuck up and let me in RIGHT NOW!"

n. My dog barkfucks in English, Spansih, Chinese, Japanese, Portugese, and Maltese.
by crissikitty July 13, 2009
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Barkot

Is the type of guy who plays games all day, doesn’t care about other peoples opinion and post story every min.
Barkot is a the guy who stole Yonatan’s sister heart and a person who will more likely end up in your bed with your mom
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Bark bark team

A secret association in far east, containing group member ab dog number 1, and some other not well known members, leading by ground fairy 166. The bark bark team is hidden inside an education center, covered by front desk with some other well known Karen’s black face troll and etc. Then to your left is the meeting room of bark team. The rest of the building is for masters to sleep in.
Bark bark team bark bark team, ( a famous song)
by Sharpen March 27, 2023
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[bob barking]

bob barking is when a man cums in the back of a woman's throat as she try's too say "the price is right" without coughing or choking
hey honey do you want too play bob barking tonight "i can't my throat is still sore from the last time you ejaculated in my throat as i tried to say "the price is right".
by daniel a wood January 19, 2009
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Pig Bark

The crispy crust that forms on the outer layer of smoked pork products (i.e. babyback ribs, pig butt & pork loin). If prepared properly, pig bark is without a doubt the best part of a pig.
"Mmmmm.... Pig Bark"

"Yo Matt, rip me off a piece of pig bark!"

"You crushed those ribs TZ, but are you gonna eat your pig bark?"

"Check it out, I peeled off all of the pig bark from the pork butt and made myself a pig bark sandwich"
by TZ April 14, 2009
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Liam Barkley

A very forgetful guy who loves teasing endearing technophobes. Tendency to lateness has resulted in the creation of his own timezone: LBT, where nothing is definite and minutes could mean hours. Despite this streak of bad timing, this person is also very smart and wise. One of the few people whom one can never stay mad at, even those with fiery tempers. A phenomenal best friend.
Joe: I missed the bus, so I got to my exam an hour late. I still got 99% though.

Jane: Wow, your a regular Liam Barkley.

Joe: That's "you're" actually. Grammar, Jane, grammar.
by Honeycomb* February 18, 2012
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