Buttimous Craximous

A term used to describe a butt crack.

Pull up your pants! Your buttimous Craximous is showing!

by Janster August 6, 2013

Buttometer

Intuition by some who can identify one by their derrière.

My buttometer tells me that's the perp.

by PineappleJuice April 3, 2015

buttmobile

when you sit in a car or bicycle and you get up and you can still feel the vibrations of the car or other automobile.

dang molly when i got out of johns car it was like a total buttmobile goin on.

by JayIsntHere March 11, 2017

Buttmouth

The state of having one's mouth smell, taste, and/or otherwise resemble the odorous qualities of a human anus. A colloquialism, does not require literal direct contact between the mouth and an anus.

(discussing timeline for leaving the house and the necessity to finish grooming first)
PERSON 1: Grooming is for squares. Let all the hairs grow an all the scents bring forth suffering to those within proximity.

PERSON 2: Ugh. I am not gonna go sit in a hot stuffy network closet with buttmouth. If nothing else I still have to smell it myself.

by Fecal-Mouthed Cretin August 7, 2017

buttmuncher

one who loves to munch in and around the asshole from time to time.

Alex and Jake were the number one buttmunchers the night because there buttholes became soggy

by Gunther69 February 19, 2010

buttsmuckers

dani and jess the coolest peeps on earth and hottest..... uhhuh we like to smuck butts

r u fuckin stupid....

by cok June 8, 2003

bumtumbers

You say it when you go shy. You know what i mean munters! Dont play dumb! YOUUUUU know what im talking about! You go shy, and you say "bumtumbers"!!. It's a natural reaction!! BYE, zorro is on.

1) I'm shy now: bumtumbers!

by nicksy bubba June 4, 2004