butthole baby

When you are dropping a deuce, and it is so wide it feels like you just pooped out a small baby.

"Wow Jon, I just took a crap and I think I may have done some permanant damage with that last butthole baby."

by Aaron Wassman May 16, 2007

Butthole kisses

When your dog licks its butthole and then licks you in the face

How do I deserve your love in the morning and butthole kisses at night

by Poopyfacemanboy November 20, 2015

butthole lip

When a girl wears matte lipstick or liquid lipstick and it looks crinkly or you can see all the little crevices mimicking the appearance of a butthole

Kylie: Hey Regina do you like this new Anastasia Beverly hills liquid lipstick?
Regina: No offense but you've got some serious butthole lip!

by DumbBlonde July 5, 2016

Butthole Kiss

The most glorious act of showing affection by gently kissing someones butthole softly.

"Quinn gave the best butthole kiss to the random neighbor last night as he patiently waited for the cops"

by Dick VanGogh April 11, 2019

bloody butthole

when someone's ass gets bloody off anything.. usually from a PENIS but can also occur when riding a horse too much

MATT LU: i was riding this horse once and i got a bloody butthole

by james January 10, 2005

Spermy Butthole

A mixed drink. One part guava pineapple juice (or something similar), one part Mountain Dew, one part Red Bull, and two parts vodka. Named so because you're likely to have one after you drink something this gay.

Eric is 6'4'', 330 lbs, a construction worker, and drinking a spermy butthole. I dare you to call him queer.

by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken December 15, 2011

Itchy Butthole

An itchy butthole is the uneasy feeling or "itchy feeling" a person may experience during post-defication that occurs around the posterior aperture of the alimentary canal also known as your butthole.

If you ever decide to participate in a game of loaded questions, be prepared for the worst. A chain of itchy buttholes will start to develop and you'll have a full dinner table complaining of an itchy butthole!!!!

by homo dumb dumb March 6, 2009