Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.
Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.
by QuacksO March 5, 2017
Get the butt buffer-zonemug. A term referring a cock buffer.
by LX111101 November 23, 2023
Get the gobble buffermug. A Head Buffer is the professional title of an individual who is employed to shine the bell end of a cock, which in turn buffs out any imperfections thus earning them the title.
"Man, Thomas is so good at his job, he must be the best Head Buffer around."
"Yea he's good but he's not the King Head Buffer"
"Yea he's good but he's not the King Head Buffer"
by sheedballs69 August 17, 2023
Get the Head Buffermug. When you have a guy friend who dates girls well below his league that treat him like shit, so you get him a "Buffer Chick", she is solid 8/10 that boosts his self image and he, because of this, starts dating girls who are worth his time and attention.
by Oled Greg September 27, 2015
Get the Buffer Chickmug. Female sexual partner used to distance ones self emotionally from ones ex's vagina before then sleeping with said ex.
by Vnastysoultrain December 4, 2016
Get the buffer pussymug. by PointTH June 17, 2017
Get the love buffermug. (noun) An event of failure of such great magnitude that it exceeds the maximum negative measurement of failure (an epic failure) and loops to the maximum level of win instead.
Similar to measuring time on a round clock, being late by several hours at today's event (fail) will cause you to appear early for tomorrow's event (win) because of the buffer overrun of failure.
"When Erika sang vocaloid songs at karaoke, it was so bad that it was buffer overfail and I couldn't help but love her for it."
"The school discontinued playing polka-yodeling during detention when the students starting playing it at school functions. Apparently the punishment achieved buffer overfail and became popular."
"When Erika sang vocaloid songs at karaoke, it was so bad that it was buffer overfail and I couldn't help but love her for it."
"The school discontinued playing polka-yodeling during detention when the students starting playing it at school functions. Apparently the punishment achieved buffer overfail and became popular."
by paldin September 25, 2011
Get the buffer overfailmug.