bridezilla

2) When a bride to be is SO ugly, the engagement announcement in the newspaper is printed without a picture.

Marie: Why is the there no picture of Ger and Pas with their engagement announcement?
Nick: Because she's a bridezilla

by JerLuvsDiane September 6, 2006

Forest Bride

The term originated during WW2. If you were being hunted by your government or hunted during War Tine, your sexual partner would be considered your "Forest Bride".

Jew1: "Who you shaggin' bro?"

Jew2: "I got myself a Forest Bride, cause Hitler's chasing me"

by Bengimin February 6, 2012

The Corpse Bride

A gay knock-off of The Nightmare Before Christmas directed by Tim Burton.

The Corpse Bride was such a crappy movie that it made me choke my grandma.

by RaptorineDream January 2, 2006

professional bride

A woman who makes being a bride her profession. One who marries and remarries and remarries. She finds the perfect man, bats her eyes, drags him to the alter, drains him dry of finances and all self respect, then claims the man is not right with god and moves on to the next. This particular type of woman can usually be found in a church and can change religions almost as fast as she can recite vows.

The poor guy needed years of counseling after his brief encounter with that professional bride bitch.

She thinks she is a profssional bride but we all know it's just a step up from street walker.

She preaches her ass off but judges the world through her professional bride standards.

by Sass sha J May 25, 2010

briedi

Usually a pretty girl, nice body, ass mainly, usually goes for lower standard boys

She can do better briedi

by Dhwkivxjsosyzifieb November 21, 2016

runaway bride

a person who realizes at the very last minute that her boyfriend who claimed to be a BORN AGAIN VIRGIN was actually gay and world NEVER perform in the sack EVER!!!

Jennifer thought that it was a little weird that her fiance whom she had been engaged to for years never wanted to have sex even when she threw it in his face and became a RUNAWAY BRIDE.

by Deborah Spicer August 10, 2006

Bridesman

Male friend of the marrying couple that does not have enough balls to be included on the groom's side of the wedding party and better fits in with the bridesmaids.

As a bridesman, Ivan Chong will be escorted down the aisle by a strapping Navy SEAL groomsman who will later show him a good time.

by bonertime69 August 15, 2011