shoulda bought a honda

When somebody makes a stupid decision that they thought was right, but wasn’t their sarcastic friend tells them ‘shoulda bought a honda’ as something to say when they made the wrong decision

Man: I just bought this new car, but on the second day I had it, it broke down. Maybe I should have just listened to you!

Friend: I know! Shoulda bought a Honda! That’s whatcha get!

Man: Nah Honda’s aren’t my type of car— maybe a Chevy Impala would work out this time!

by SlangKing3200 November 30, 2017

bouge

to smoke a joint

lets bouge a fatty

by brandy September 18, 2003

boughtsam

Anything "extra" that makes its way into a package for something you've bought on eBay. Extra goodies, promotional, religious or random stuff that people try to unload on you by adding it to your package.

I bought a new cellphone on ebay and the guy included two demo CDs for his band. Can't believe I got stuck with the shipping for all this boughtsam.

by David Adams March 20, 2006

bougio

A combination of bougie and ghetto. To be bougie and ghetto at the same time.

"This song goes out to all the people who are bougio. And for those of you who don't know what bougio means, it simply means to be bougie and ghetto at the same dag on time!"

by 2Fly4You- Naya&Tay October 21, 2006

Bottger

a reaction to a kumpf

Holy Bottger that kumpf just landed on my sock monkey!

by francheska bootay December 2, 2011

Bougie Blowie

An act of fellatio performed with a manual assist where the pinkies on the dominant hand remain in the culturally dictated "up" position.

She's so 1%, she even goes pinkies up when going down. Total bougie blowie queen.

by Ephemily October 11, 2017

bougiebonics

The language used to interpret instances of class struggle into a more easily relatable form for the bourgeoisie.

Neera Tanden: I don't understand why any progressive is cheering French protesters who are amassing against a carbon tax.
Respondent: To put it in understandable terms (bougiebonics) imagine if Trump tried to fight climate change by only raising taxes on rosé and Xanax.

by aceshyguy December 9, 2018