Botched Mitzvah

A Bar Mitzvah that goes badly.

“I went to Jason’s Botched Mitzvah Saturday. Jason threw up during his reading. The DJ never showed up. The ice swan melted and they ran out of shrimp.”

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

batchelors handbag

A BBQ chicken usually bought from woolies or Coles

Macca was starving at smoko so he went to woolies and got a batchelors handbag

by Ronster March 4, 2021

Triplicity Bitches

The sluttiest fucking cunt whores in the whole school.

Did you see the triplicity bitches?

Yeah, flashback to the aquarium last week

by The Shit 3334 March 12, 2011

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

A hoe that ain’t loyal

Ayden: I can’t believe it, nicole left me for another guy but I guess bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks.
Harrison: yeah man she was a bitch

by Igetpussy24/7 October 30, 2017

Whack Bitches

Crazy, psycho, unrelenting, stalking, usually wildebest-like bitches. To be avoided like the plague.

Dude, that whack bitch kept on me all night!

by Martov March 1, 2005

busted bitches

Extremely fugly hoes that will cause cars to crash in the streets. A desperate guy would only fuck them if they had a paper bag on their head.

Those girls had nice racks, but man they were busted bitches.

by Katie April 24, 2005

Batched

To mess things up or ruin a situation

Well done you've totally batched it, Fuck sake Batch, were royally batched here

by Blaggerz August 16, 2018