boringest

the epitome of boring. an adjective that describes something extremely and insanely broing

this is the most boringest phone conversation ever

by urbandictionaryisking September 6, 2015

boring

Most people, especially idiots.

I was talking to this person, and he didn't know what tranverse adverb I was using. Idiot.

by liable September 24, 2003

borf

(noun, adjective, verb) to screw up, to be a screw up, or to be screwed up. An all purpose word - usually negative.

"I forgot my ID at home! I totally borfed it!"
Or a response to hearing that someone did something stupid -"BORF!"
"Did you see that game were the magic blew a 30 point lead? That was borf."

by Rachel211 May 15, 2006

bonified

The act of being boned and then feeling satisfied.

Dude, yesterday I totally boned miley cyrus, it was awesome.

Really?

Yeahhh, it was great.

Did she like it?

Well I knew she did when she said, " Omg, baby you left me bonified.

by melissa675893 February 15, 2010

Bordify

Bordify bord-a-fy v. Word combo of Border and fortify. To strengthen one's borders via walls, armies, guns, etc. Commonly utilized along country borders,geographic areas, property lines and board games.

It is essential in the game of Risk to bordify one's borders so that when they attack they cannot break through.

I need to bordify my yard to keep the neighbors kids out.

Our country needs to bordify.

by Russ Putnam (WiiTodd) February 25, 2009

Borientation

The first day of work with a new employer, often involves hours of Human Resources psycho babble that doesn’t even pertain to your new position, leading to boredom beyond belief!

Kand: "Hey Shari, how do you like the new job?"

Shari: "I really hope this job is for me, because I don't think I can handle another borientation"

by Seahawkassault May 28, 2009

Boring Excitement

An oxymoron, best used to describe the qualities of an art work by any artist (most often a contemporary artist) other than Bruce Nauman. Most appropriately used when impersonating Francesco Bonami.

"There is nothing but boring excitement here. Let's go to a swanky party."

by mariaviolet November 8, 2009