barefoot functional

When you're so damn over it, so any task that requires you to put on shoes is beyond your scope of capabilities

No, Laura. I don't care if Alan is coming to the party, I'm not going. I'm barefoot functional right now

by sonky1234 March 29, 2023

Cafe Bored

When one is extremely bored with something.
Mostly used by people that work in the restaurant / cafe business. The moments when you work in a cafe and there is fuck all to do.
Can also be used with the work tragic. Mostly referring to sad, unattractive, badly dressed gay men.

I am so "cafe bored" today!
God i am so "cafe bored" of your attitude lately!
This flick is "cafe boring"!

Fuck me he is "cafe tragic" can you see what he's wearing!

by Brighton09 January 20, 2009

corona boredism

So when u in your room during quarantine and your bored asf

Send me animals pictures I got corona boredism

by eli360098 April 8, 2020

how 2 stop being bored

You think this is Google...Either you're a boomer or you're just stupid...

I'M so bored right now Imma just
*commits urban dictionary search*

Can't think of a sentence so imma just copy and paste it here

how 2 stop being bored

by hElPiMlOsInGmYbRaInCeLlS February 21, 2022

bore

A singular noun for something that is boring, unexciting, and just plain yawn-inducing.

Man, this movie is such a bore.

by RDS December 26, 2005

bonefolder

A torture device in which someones extremity is placed in order to fold bones at 4 to 6 inch increments until the extremity is destroyed.

(n.)That dickhead should have his arm put in the bonefolder machine.

by Dan Carsley February 5, 2009

Bored

When one finds oneself with a bleak prospect of intimacy and/or coitus and has little to nothing to do as to distract oneself from painfully dwelling on such.

"I'm sick of merely occupying this computer! I'm categorically bored! I need nooky!"

by Chadeo April 18, 2009