Jessica: WOW SHE HAS MASSIVE SPICY BONGOS :0
Maria: Jessica what the actual FUCK is wrong with you. You gay ass bitch :/
Maria: Jessica what the actual FUCK is wrong with you. You gay ass bitch :/
by Somethingswrongwithyou July 8, 2024
Get the spicy bongos mug.Etymology: Solobrity Dialect
Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.
Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.
Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.
Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.
“He joined the VC on meth, started crying about the holographic universe, and then left mid-rant after saying ‘I am the slab.’”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”
by realtimecrease May 20, 2025
Get the Crongo-Bongo mug.Vibing, chilling or not stressing, generally associated with consumption of marijuana.
Variations: Listening to the bongo, letting the bongo play, playing the bongo or any similar variation.
Refers to the sound a bong makes when taking a rip, essentially telling a person to just chill out and not worry.
Variations: Listening to the bongo, letting the bongo play, playing the bongo or any similar variation.
Refers to the sound a bong makes when taking a rip, essentially telling a person to just chill out and not worry.
Person 1: "I'm stressed out over this exam man!"
Person 2: "Listen to the bongo." or "Play the bongo."
Person 2: "Listen to the bongo." or "Play the bongo."
by MMink April 23, 2024
Get the Listen to the bongo mug.A dirty Coco bongo is when a woman is standing in a checkout queue and fingers the person in front of her in the asshole then runs away.
I was in the shop waiting for my milkshake when a random bitch gave me a dirty Coco bongo. I kind of liked it.
by ImladyK May 8, 2024
Get the Dirty Coco bongo mug.Something that is self-taught, an expression of yourself, a twist and turn to your ora. It can either shape you, get you what you need, knock you down or help you to get to where you need to go. It’s self explanatory, one either understands it or doesn’t, either way one still understands it. Thin line between swindle and truth, an adorable beautiful thing founded in Enfield. Bongo brings the fun in communication, an international word. An art of trickery in a fun way.
He Bongoed me swiftly into paying him extra.
“Them lot there are Bongo”
“Last time I went there I got Bongoed”
“I can fuck with them they got the Bongo”
“Them lot there are Bongo”
“Last time I went there I got Bongoed”
“I can fuck with them they got the Bongo”
by Cisco Bandz March 4, 2024
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He Bongoed me swiftly into paying him extra.
“Them lot there are Bongo”
“Last time I went there I got Bongoed”
“I can fuck with them they got the Bongo”
“Them lot there are Bongo”
“Last time I went there I got Bongoed”
“I can fuck with them they got the Bongo”
by Cisco Bandz March 4, 2024
Get the Bongo mug.Something that is self-taught, an expression of yourself, a twist and turn to your ora. It can either shape you or knock you down or help you to get to where you need to go. It’s self explanatory, one either understands it or doesn’t, either way one still understands it. Thin line between swindle and truth, an adorable beautiful thing founded in Enfield, London. Bongo brings the fun in communication, an international word. An art of trickery in a fun way.
He bongoed me into paying him extra
“I wouldn’t trust them they’re bongo”
“I fuck with them they got the bongo”
“I wouldn’t trust them they’re bongo”
“I fuck with them they got the bongo”
by Cisco Bandz March 4, 2024
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