The act of getting your dick sucked in the Dunkin' Donuts bathroom while shitting and eating a Dunkin donut.
Ron went to the bathroom with his newly purchased dozen donuts and starting chowing down while taking a shit. Then the cashier came in to clean and found Ron shitting with an open door. Not wanting to seem rude, she sucked Ron's dick. Boom, blumpkin donuts.
by tsobulker June 03, 2010
An off-shoot of the famous Blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) but performed in an outhouse. Porto-potties are an acceptable substitute, provided the location is rural.
by Texas Haz June 13, 2008
The act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit while eating a Bloomin' Onion from the Outback Steakhouse. Those three small successes equal the major one known as the 'Bloomin Blumpkin'. This is the pinnacle of achievement one can possibly attain during a lifetime. Nobel Prize winners hope to one day receive a Bloomin Blumpkin.
Sean: "You know Claire from LOST?"
Justin: "The Australian one, yeah shes pretty cute"
Sean: "I'd let her serve me a bloomin blumpkin!"
Justin: "If only! I could die a happy man after that"
Justin: "The Australian one, yeah shes pretty cute"
Sean: "I'd let her serve me a bloomin blumpkin!"
Justin: "If only! I could die a happy man after that"
by themanswh March 04, 2010
by tonloke February 07, 2011
Performing cunnilingus on woman while she has a bowel movement and is also menstruating. Named after Red China.
"Sheila was very frisky while we were getting ready for bed last night," said John, excitedly. "She asked me to give her a Chinese Blumpkin!
by GrossVocab99 February 04, 2010
When a woman sucks a man off while he takes a shit into a frying pan. Then, after the shit is properly fried, the man fork feeds the poo to her.
by The Corester M. (knoxville bitches) November 23, 2007
After receiving a fine blumpkin from your partner, make them bite their teeth on the toilet rim and then stomp on the back of their head with your foot.
"Man, I tried out a smashing blumpkin with this skank last night and she lost her mind at the prospect of this innovation."
by generalgrizzle January 21, 2010