the blueberry bush fucker

the salem witch trials happened because a man fucked a blueberry bush near a small village where he contracted a rash on his genitalia while watching a naked woman couth frolicking through the prism woods from a afar -1669

“the blueberry bush fucker came back from the dead and fucked my blueberry muffin bro like wtf”

by Snevdnun March 31, 2022

Bairstow blubber

To be an inconsolable poor loser that leads to a dramatic walk off.

‘We were teasing Johnny all night until he had a massive sook and stormed off. What a fucking Bairstow Blubber’.

by DbV69 July 4, 2023

Blubberslap

The act of slapping someone in the stomach/ fat so hard that it jiggles.

Mike: You look like you are gaining some weight! *slap* BLUBBERSLAP!
Mindy: Ouch! That hurt, Mike.
Stan: Dude, i told you not to blubberslap Mindy!
Mike: I know.. Its just so tempting.

by BAA2... June 5, 2011

blueberry fist

1: to masturbate with a recently broken hand. (bruising should be present)
2: masturbating so violently that one breaks their hand.

"I gave myself a blueberry fist before they put my cast on."

by Adam Basich February 19, 2008

Blueberry Kisses

Like slang for Oral Sex..

Mom: Heidi, what where you and Caleb doing last night?

Heidi: Just gave each other Blueberry Kisses... ;))

by Deelyliah November 8, 2010

blueberry

A blueberry is a filler friend with not much personality to add to the group but looks ok mixed in with everyone else. Think of a fruit cup filled with strawberries, grapes, blueberries, etc. Nobody really wants to eat the blueberries, you go straight for the good stuff like the strawberries or kiwi. But the blueberries are nice additives and make the fruit cup overall more full and appealing. A blueberry friend is someone you don't really ever want to hang out with one on one b/c they will bore you to death, but if you're starving or you need more people at a party or event, you will call up all the blueberries. They will get you by but are not ultimately satisfying.

"Let's go out tomorrow night!"
"Ok, but don't invite Angela, she's such a blueberry."
"Well, I was kind of hoping to show up with an entourage."
"Fine, might as well invite her blueberry buddy, Maria, too then."

"I've been going on a lot of dates recently but I feel like I'm walking through the blueberry patch...no keepers, they are all totally meh."

***This works especially nice if the blueberry's name rhymes with blueberry so you can call them Blue ____ from then on.

by AmandaC29 August 7, 2010

Blubberhag

An unattractive, especially obese, middle-aged (or slightly older) woman. The term is commonly used to describe hysterical or ugly women in positions of power that are obese.

Felix: Elendra is whining so much!
Petter: Yea! And she's also fat!
Felix: You'd expect a woman of her age would act more mature!
Petter: Boy!... Is she a blubberhag or what!?

by Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr October 20, 2009