blood

Blood is a specialized bodily fluid that delivers necessary substances to the body's cells – such as nutrients and oxygen – and transports waste products away from those same cells.

Nerd: In vertebrates, blood is composed of blood cells suspended in a liquid called blood plasma. Plasma is mostly water and contains dissolved proteins, glucose, mineral ions, hormones, platelets and blood cells themselves. The blood cells present in blood are mainly red blood cells and white blood cells, including leukocytes and platelets. The most abundant cells in vertebrate blood are red blood cells. These contain hemoglobin, an iron-containing protein, which facilitates transportation of oxygen by reversibly binding to the respiratory gas and greatly increasing its solubility in blood.

Blood: wtf u sayin, east coast bloods nigga, im taxing dis watch bitch

Nerd: please dont hurt me...

by Young Reezie December 11, 2009

blood fart

1. An expulsion of air from the anus, accompanied by any quantity of blood.

2. Any amount of blood forcibly expelled from the anus.

Kathy's skirt flapped wildly when she ripped a killer blood fart in the middle of third period gym class.

by Allah Pinya March 11, 2003

What the blood!?

A nicer, non-vulgar, shortened version of "What the blood clot".

Matt: Bro I just did it with Petie.

Mark: What the blood!?

by anonymous0513 August 12, 2008

in cold blood

with out feeling, with cruelty and malice

That bastard killed my dog in cold blood.

by The Return of Light Joker April 24, 2008

Blood Brain

during the act of fellatio the tip of the receivee's penis becomes very red, almost like a blood blister or a hickie

you wouldn't believe what kind of head jewel's gave at mikes party, straight up blood brain bro!

by Lord-Gore April 5, 2010

Blood Killer

A crip

a blood killer is a crip that kills bloods or, a crip that dont like bloods or, just a crip!

by YungChoppa June 27, 2009

Deer's Blood

Deer's Blood is a slang term for Jagermeister. as myth goes over in germany they mix jagermeister with the blood of a buck Giving it the name Deer's blood.

Marquise: YO! Last Night We Got Fucked Up On Deer's Blood
Bob: WTF Kind Of Name Is Marquise?!?

by KillerPooMuffin March 24, 2009