Blooming Asshole

A special kind of person who is very comfortable, confident, and entitled in his or her assholeness.

Look at that blooming asshole cutting in front of the fire truck and smiling about it.

by Sai Ez September 12, 2019

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Bloomington Butt Bomb

When you shove three big macs with no lettuce up the ass hole of a morbidly obese transgender midget and procede in anal sex with the burgers being squished inside the anus. 3 hours after sex the person with the burgers and cum in their ass is to excrete all over the nipples of the dimmer.

Dude I had Dingleberry over last night and we did a Bloomington Butt Bomb! It was hot as shit but now I have testicular cancer!

by Tweakgangonmcbaptweak January 5, 2021

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bloobinger

He's such a ColourFul toe. He used to be a Bacon Noob but recently turned into a Bloo Dino! He's more epic than epic.

(Pie man)(ColourFul)(Boobsinger).
Don't call me boobsinger you idiot noob.

bloobinger is so epic he's just so amazing and hot and cut and hot.

by bloobinger January 19, 2021

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Blooming flower

When a male pushes the head of his penis down into the shaft and keeps pinchning it down until the shaft almost disappears into the ball sack, then you let go and the penis blooms like a flower. Recommend only attempting when fully flacid.

Man my uncle did an amazing blooming flower last night after dinner, our whole family was so impressed.

by Loudeezy October 29, 2021

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bloomington north high school

A school where teachers don't give a fuck, you can also occasionally find a person doing heroin in the parking lot and not to mention an occasional fight breaks out before 8am

Bloomington north high school has needles in the parking lot.

by The truth professor September 23, 2021

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