dirty blonde

Dirty blonde means you have dark blonde hair. It gets the word "dirty" because common dirt is brown and "dirty blonde" hair is hair that looks as if it is blonde mixed with brown, making the blonde darker. "browny" isn't a word, so you have to think of a synonym for brown, or something that is brown--like dirt. Plus, dirty blonde hair just sounds better than something like "Tree Bark Blonde" don't you think?

Patrisha calls herself "dirty blonde" when, in reality, her hair color is a light brown not a dark blonde color.

by a Non-Stereotype-Blonde July 2, 2005

blonde theory

the theeory that men will choose a dumb blonde woman over a smart, educated woman.

Cheerleaders are perfect examples of the blonde theory.

by Celia J July 23, 2008

closet blonde

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

by 420 Eminel December 24, 2008

Blonde Savant

A blonde who by all outward appearences is just a blonde, but who is a secret genius.

Blonde Savants don't get blonde jokes.

by katybra August 5, 2010

Blonde Envy

1. There are two kinds of people in the world, those that are true blondes and those who wish they are.
2. Women who mistake IQ with hair color and use it as a basis for criticism.
3. Men who ask their girlfriends to dye their hair blonde.

Mark told his wife that she would be sexier if she lightened her hair, he has blonde envy.

by SakeenahQ8 February 7, 2009

airplane blonde

Noun-A woman with obviously dyed blonde hair, as proven by the fact that she has a "black box" (pubic hair)

"All of these pornstars are sucjh total airplane blondes, can't you tell?"

by www.livejournal.com/users/ellamichelle April 19, 2003

Legally Blonde

a movie starring a blonde girl who's got the body, president of her sorority delta nu, 2000's home coming queen, gemini vegetarian and has a dog named bruiser, ... and oh, two weeks ago she saw cameron diaz at freddy seagul and she talk her out of buying this truly heinous and gorous sweater, whoever said that orange was the new pink, was seroiusly disturbed.

"oh, hi, my name is elle woods, and from my admissions essay, i'm gonna tell all of you at harvard, why i'm gonna make an amazing lawyer."

by skanky blonde January 4, 2005