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Butt Blizzard

When you spank a girl's ass with a frozen heath bar until it crumbles, then it feed it to her while fucking her from behind. You must remember to take breaks so the girl doesn't choke. Eat, Fuck, Eat, Fuck...repeat until done.
My girl was hungry, so I gave her a butt blizzard.
by JS123678123 February 19, 2024
mugGet the Butt Blizzardmug.

nizzard blizzard

What stilts-enthusiast King Birtram's patrol-cats prevent by guarding the Kingdom Of Binn's dike-trees night and day.
I take it that there is enough of a nizzard blizzard at egg-hatching time to keep the population of said snooty blackbirds fairly stable, since after his banishment, the evil Lord Droon was made to gaggingly make a meal out of one or more cooked specimens of said troublesome flapper three times a day.
by QuacksO January 8, 2020
mugGet the nizzard blizzardmug.

Blizzard Bunny

Formally Known as a snow bunny this is a female who not only likes having sexual intercourse with a black man , this is a woman who takes it a step more and only likes it when multiple black men have sexual relations with her at once.
Did you hear what Katie did this weekend ? SHE IS SUCH A BLIZZARD BUNNY
by Joey Parrish October 4, 2022
mugGet the Blizzard Bunnymug.

blizzard hands

a person who is unable to perform simple work-related tasks. They perform their job as well as they would if they had two DQ Blizzards stuck to their hands. a lazy, unreliable employee.
Man, Sally didn't sign off on the tasks she completed. What a blizzard hands!

Dang it, Henry couldn't even do his assigned work today. That guy is a real blizzard hands.
by TBell Bonus April 17, 2015
mugGet the blizzard handsmug.

Texan blizzard

Where you cum into a fan and your partner sits on the other side trying to avoid the cum
I caught that guy trying to give my wife a Texan blizzard
by A random shithead May 23, 2023
mugGet the Texan blizzardmug.

lizard blizzard

something that lot lizard jordan ringwald gives for fun at the trucks
john; aye azure wheres jordan?
azure; out giving lizard blizzards!
john; wow what a lot lizard
by jcolenims70 April 23, 2017
mugGet the lizard blizzardmug.

earthquakenado blizzard

The mightiest storm know to man. The only places to find it is mainly Oklahoma and sometimes Kansas.
My flight was canceled when an earthquakenado blizzard hit Oklahoma city.
by borse14 July 15, 2017
mugGet the earthquakenado blizzardmug.

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