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blizzardous

jacinta is freezing but pat is blizzardous
by some sickunt October 17, 2008
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blizzard conditions

The act of making a womans face so white with semen it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions"
Hey check out jen. I jizzed all over her face and it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions".
by pboudreau13 May 3, 2014
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blind man's blizzard

A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!
by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014
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Siberian Blizzard

When you're having sex and the guy pulls out and ejaculates in the air and it lands anywhere it wants without aim.
He did the Siberian blizzard lastnight.
by TheSinOfSinnistery March 14, 2015
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blizzard hands

a person who is unable to perform simple work-related tasks. They perform their job as well as they would if they had two DQ Blizzards stuck to their hands. a lazy, unreliable employee.
Man, Sally didn't sign off on the tasks she completed. What a blizzard hands!

Dang it, Henry couldn't even do his assigned work today. That guy is a real blizzard hands.
by TBell Bonus April 17, 2015
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Hairy blizzard

When your jacking off and you cum all over your pubes
"Late last night I had a hairy blizzard."
by Kizra the mad God September 10, 2016
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blizzard of ahhs

When 5 or more guys cum in a girls face at the same time producing a white out effect on the girls vision.
The whole football team had their way sexually with Jenny and finished her off with a Blizzard of Ahhs so bad she couldn't see clearly for a week .
by StainsandSmears April 18, 2018
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