Birdie Blitz

When lots of birds crap all over your car in the same period of time.

I parked under a tree overnight and woke up to a birdie blitz

by MadBants September 21, 2011

Pocket Blitz

When one person in a groups phone rings, and everyone scrambles to his/her pockets for their phone in case it's theirs.

"I was at a party last night with some friends and Caleb's phone rang, and the whole place pocket blitzed."

by Krispekreme January 18, 2013

Jack & Blitz situation

In criminal law, the act of tying a person up to a bunk or bed with the intention to extract information out of the person who is tied up. If caught, can carry many years behind state or federal prison

Jenifer is in behind walls for a Jack & Blitz situation, she tied her boss up one night to a bed and stole his credit card information from him by making him talk

by Tongue Rust November 1, 2018

Hot blitz

A hot blitz is when you're tagging a girl from behind, and you "accidentally" slip it in the wrong hole.

Exception is if she realizes what's happening and calls an audible. Then the play is blocked.

"Oh, dang, last night I pulled a hot Blitz on Ashley and to my surprise, she didn't call an audible."

by TheStraight8 June 19, 2020

Buckeye Blitz

Sudden, rapid and violent defication of small round turds with peanuts embedded inside.

A buckeye blitz may or may not result in anal bleeding causing the toilet water to turn scarlet in color.

I dont want to have a Buckeye Blitz because it makes my ass bleed.

by Rum Rudder August 9, 2021

Bukkake Blitzkrieg

When you gather all your friends to invade Poland, but instead of invading Poland, you get a gallon of cum.

Example:
Knitler: "uwu, senpai Stolin, you are going soooooooooo deep in Poland"
Stolin: "mmmMmMmMMmMmmMmMM, yesssssssssssssssss"
Poland: "Sí Papi, I need a Bukkake Blitzkrieg, pls

uwu uwu uwu, Charlie suk me ples

by AsianFetus March 10, 2022

The Biden Blitz

While fucking a girl, right before finishing, pull out and jerk off on her. While doing so, yell the following "this is MAGA country" and then never talk to her again.

When you are fucking a girl for a hot minute, and she starts her political bullshit, fuck her one last time, and end it all with The Biden Blitz!!

by Big Hodge October 27, 2021