August Björnum

Mexican/Swedish people with enormous cocks. Often described as handsome, sexy and “godly in bed”

I met the Sexiest August Björnum at a party yesterday

by akademikern November 22, 2021

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dirty Björn

When you have the most enormous juiciest grimiest veiniest cock

Me, I am the example. ;)
This is about me and my humungous penis.
I am dirty Björn

by Björn February 26, 2022

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Going to work with diarrhoea and while your co-workers are changing the bottom deck on a mining screen you stand on the top deck and shit through both sceens creating a cascading waterfall of hot brown rain covering your work mates.

Yeah dude, he did a Dirty Bourne and fucking soaked those guys in shit haha

by Quarry boss June 20, 2022

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Jason Bourne

A Vicodin pill laced with Fentanyl and Oxycodone. Usually purchased by crackheads in Massachusetts.

Bro, I got so fucked up off 12 Jason Bournes last night, I accidentally left my shoes in the microwave.

by MisterToastyBuns November 3, 2023

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Mitchell Bourner Wasted

The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.

Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"

by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024

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