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The Bennett Effect

Noun-

The state of processing information later than the rest of the population.
Adam: *exists*
Hannah: Hey! It's the Anti- Bennett
Annika: *Laughs*
Bennett: *doesn't process the joke for another hour*

Hannah : "Poor Bennett. He'll understand in an hour. It's The Bennett Effect"
by livelaughtriad November 12, 2021
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Matthew Lutchman Bennett

Gay boy that’s garb at soccer and can’t play fort and his hair looks like a coffee maker omega lol
Maddie, ur boyfriend is such a matthew lutchman bennett
by Matthews god friend January 28, 2019
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Wac Bennet

Some person, place or thing thats super wack.
Originating from Dave Chappelle's use of "Wack Arnold's" instead of McDonalds for a sketch. It became "Wac Bennet" because the library at SFU (burnaby,BC, Canada) is named wac bennet, and thats kinda wack.
Man, that kid is Wac Bennet, yo!!!
by Aneiz June 11, 2006
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Bennet

Verb
1) Used to describe the very rare instances when a male may impregnate a woman without actual carnal knowledge.
A term originating in Dublin Ireland. Usually occurs during sexual assault wherby a male masturbates over a usually heavily sedated female and some sperm works its way to the lady garden. A behaviour that is thought to be a throwback to baser genetic tendancies sometimes exhibited in canine species suce as the mountain wolf.

E.G. That American girl claims he did a bennet on her.
by eoinolin October 22, 2008
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Bennett

One of the most unfunny people I have ever met with one of the worst dick diseases (the soft cock)
by Nigggerr October 18, 2019
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cole bennett

Cole bennett is the hottest man on earth, but also maybe the drunkest.
"Damn, Cole Bennett is so hot and cute"

"He has a girlfriend and he's drunk as hell"

"Dosen't matter"
by DiamandisRey May 27, 2018
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Benneth

Benneth is a guy who tries to suck his own dick. He’s gay and he likes to touch other boys bodies. He’s really ugly and all the boys are pissed off from what he’s doing. He loves to eat pasta and his teeth look like roasted marshmallows. I know, his teeth just got roasted. He owns an Iphone 4s that looks like shit. He also likes catching flies and eats it. He eats his boogers and he suddenly poops them and eats the poop.
Oh look Kevin is becoming a Benneth. We cant stop him anymore.
by I like turtles dumbass December 7, 2017
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