zero beers

Rating a woman on a scale of how many beers you must consume before you're willing to have sex with her, zero beers implies she's so hot no beers are necessary.

Kenny: You met Francine yet?
Dave: Why she hot?
Kenny: Zero beers, bro.
Dave: Oh wow, that hot!

by artist6000 May 28, 2014

Dung Beeple

The "Dung Beeple" is a Crypto Turd Artist who designs and/or creates Non Fungible Tokens (NFTs) that resemble turds. When these NFTurds are exceptionally and skillfully made, the artist is often compared to the American Digital Artist known as "Beeple" (Mike Winkelmann) as a form of pun to convey a double meaning or produce a humorous effect with the turd collecting insect known as the Dung Beatle.

"Dung Beeple" is considered a homophone (not to be confused with homophobe).

The American Crypto Artist GrumpyMonkey is so talented they are considered the next Dung Beeple of NFTurd digital arts.

by CryptoTurdZ December 15, 2021

Got a Beep

Received a text message, and heard your phone beep.

Contacted by pager

One sec dude I got a beep

"I got a beep from kim, and she can fuck all night" -Ice cube

by Massive Jones June 8, 2007

beep it

Exclamation when your exausted or done with something after trying really hard but you suck dick at it.

**shoots foul shot and misses**
"Beep it"
**walks away**

by Sly Bitch April 3, 2006

beepaw

A nickname for Grandpa

I love when Beepaw and Meemaw come to visit me. Beepaw is my Mama's Daddy.

by Ellen Weiss November 12, 2007

Beep, beep your ass!

A reply used to get back at an angry driver that is honking their horn at you after you have just cut them off. Originating from a shirt in which has Wile.E.Coyote is holding road runner after catching him saying "Beep, Beep your ass".

John- "Hey dude why did you cut that guy off?"
Paul- "I don't know, fuck him."
Other car- "Beep Beep."
Paul- "Ah Beep, beep your ass!"

by twan1492 June 27, 2010

OBD (Obsessive Beeping Disorder)

A behavioral oddity in which a person unnecessarily locks or unlocks his or her car multiple times even though they heard it correctly the first time.

OBD (Obsessive Beeping Disorder) is on full display in parking lot across America.

by Ae5Ea8 April 7, 2015