House Beating

An action in which every single person in a room gangs up and beats the designated "victim". All "House Beatings" must be triggered by an announcement by someone with a loud and deep voice saying: "HOUSSSSSSE BEATING!"

Each House Beating must be triggered by a "Stupid" or "Retarded" action or judgement. Henceforth, warranting a House Beating

*dead quiet*
House Beating Announcement:
Danny: HOUUSSSSSSE BEATING *points at Dillon*
*Everyone then chases Dillon and pummels him brutally*

by RyKni October 31, 2012

beating a fatty

Masturbating : When you get a hard on, after seeing a pretty woman, or for just no reason at all and then you beat off because your dick is hard and you are almost there.

"Jeff's not going out tonight, he's beating a fatty at home."

nick's got a date with his computer tonight.....he got a boner from this girl at walmart and now he has to finish off..and beat a fatty

by fatty beating master January 14, 2008

Seasons Beatings

A group of Gay men in a circle jerk wearing Santa suits jerking each other off with one in the middle swallowing all of the cum.

Randy " Hay matty are you cuming at the Seasons Beatings party at my house this year."

Matty "Yes, i was the catcher last year.

by P.S.F October 3, 2008

nigger beatin

Beating a nigger with a stick

I was nigger beatin last week

by Redneckwhite boy 811 January 29, 2018

Beating my meat

Beating your meat is a another word for masturbation, this usually occurs during puberty.

I was Beating my meat, and all of a sudden, my mum busts into my room, harder than you busted.
Chris Brown beat his wife, harder than he beat his meat.

by 8BitScumBag July 16, 2018

beating your dick

How is this not defined on Urbandictionary after all these years?

*knock on bathroom* "What are you doing in there man, beating your dick? Let's go already!"

by makinpizzasbro420 June 30, 2014

beating cakes

Verb: While fucking you woman doggie style, you pull your dick your half way and slap your woman's right ass cheek. Notice the ripples in the ass cheeks and be aware of how she moans in exstacy.

When I met Amber at the club I knew that after a few drinks, I would be "Beating Cakes" Later that night.

by Tweeder September 19, 2006