beaver damn

It's the equivalent of a cock block for women. It's when someone prevents them from getting laid.

Gosh I was trying to get laid by John but Harry was such a beaver damner.

by Swtkarma October 17, 2013

beaver snouting

similar to teabagging but the woman is on top, favored by sororities.

Jennie (or Roger) passed out.
Sarah shouted, "Get the camera; Beaver snouting!"
Sarah lifted her dress, she was commando...

by funify trio April 26, 2009

beaver lashes

Pretty female pubic hair

Wow you have nice looking beaver lashes.

by Haley.duh April 15, 2016

Swollen Beaver

A term for someone that tucks their balls and penis between their legs.

Wade had a swollen Beaver in the showers this morning.

by DreamcastERA March 9, 2018

Painting a Beaver

Not to be confused with beavering paint. The act of applying a fresh coat to a beaver, normally in an up and down motion like using a paintbrush. Tho counter intuitive considering the moist nature of Castor Canadensis, it is believed that the average beaver will enjoy semi regular seeing too. And go out of their way to get painted as often as possible.

Glen - 'what are you up to this weekend simon?'
Simon - 'you know i was thinking of painting a beaver with my tongue'

by The Gentleman Phraser October 11, 2019

Beaver Seizure

A female orgasm, or the effect that overcomes a woman's ability to make rational decisions because she thinks someone else is hot.

She had a beaver seizure and I had to wash my sheets.

Everytime he walks in the room, she has beaver seizure and can't think properly.

OMG, she took her shirt off and I almost had a beaver seizure.

by Spankface April 17, 2018

Beaver mittens

Giving a toothy blowjob whilst simultaneously fisting two women.

It's not a winter orgy without beaver mittens.

by Evil weirdsmith November 1, 2017