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Ubuntu Beads

Ubuntu Beads are special African beads that have the ability to protect you from AIDS/HIV
"when I was fucking this hooker bareback, I thought oh shit AIDS! Then I remembered I had my Ubuntu beads so its all gravy"
by Hancock112 February 6, 2014
mugGet the Ubuntu Beadsmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Grey Suit With Black And White Beads, Brown Bandana, Loafers, And Gold & Silver Fang Jewelry (Latinx).Grey Suit With Black And White Beads, Brown Bandana, Loafers, And Gold & Silver Fang Jewelry (Latinx).
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025
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bead pigeon

A person who picks up Mardi Gras beads or other throws off the ground.
“Dont’t pick that up, it’s dirty, let a bead pigeon get it.”
by VictoriaSkillane February 17, 2018
mugGet the bead pigeonmug.

Anal beads

Anal beads is a sex toy. Small soft balls on a line used to shove up the ass and back out to cause pleasure.
"wanna play with the anal beads?"
mugGet the Anal beadsmug.

Bead Seed

A viscous fluid that clings to anal beads and usually consist of semen, fecal matter, lubricants, etc... In certain areas of the U.S. this is referred to as "anal sludge" or "dirty seed".
"Cathy and I had a great session last night until I pulled out her last anal bead. A few drops of bead seed squirted on my face but I was a trooper and mounted her nether region".
by Vag Invader June 8, 2014
mugGet the Bead Seedmug.

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