HONEY BRATCHER

An I.T. person <normally a male> who will fix your computer or computer problems while not giving a shit. He/she might eat your food, go through your desk drawers, steal your change, etc.

Rustin: "My computer works better than ever but all of my change is gone, there are crumbs all over my desk, and the dirty picture of my wife is gone from my desk drawers."

Boss: "Sounds like the work of a Honey Bratcher."

by The one-man gang bang March 22, 2012

Butchers window

Appertisingly displayed vagina

Lee waters licks jays butchers window

by Lee wankers who fingered a hippo June 27, 2003

Master Butcher

A man from Germany who killed a guy and chopped off his dick and ate it. The German band Rammstein wrote a song about this called Mein Teil.

The song Mein Teil is about the Master Butcher.

by I am PANDA March 22, 2009

Bitcher

Your side Ho guy, or Wingman.

Tom: Are you going to get the mail today?
Jim: Yeah, on my way to go hang out with my bitcher.

by TheHalfinStream July 11, 2017

Butcher

What autocorrect decided to change bitch to

“Hey bitch” autocorrect takes over “hey butcher”

by Idefk anymore November 28, 2018

batchelder

Sexy last name other than cook

Jacob batchelder is insane at 360 no-scopes

by Peen Papi December 8, 2020

batChest

twitch emote with wide open mouth used for fake overhype. Its almost a fusion of the poggers and kappa twitch emotes

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE XBOX BATCHEST
I SOOOOO EXICTED FOR THIS NEW GAME BATCHEST
I CANT WAIT BATCHEST
SPIDER MAN BATCHEST

by sutamis November 1, 2022