barnstorming

when the roof of the barn has blown off and the rain gets in during a storm - as in IDS

He gave such a barnstorming performance, but zilch votes

by theWestHamfan October 29, 2003

Barnt

Hamper; Clothes hamper

Where are my pants? Maybe it's in the barnt!

by Netstef December 6, 2018

Barnett's Shaw Massive

Also known as the North Oxted Massive, this gang runs most of the business in the Oxted area with most of their strength being contained in the notorious areas of Silkham and the Shaw. They originally started small on the scene, before coming out of nowhere to knock the prime crime leaders off their top spots for themselves. They ain't to be messed with, as it is well known that their rise to power, although quiet, was also extremely violent, bloody and fraught with pain and death.
They're known to have close ties with the CTS and are a known part of SKl Konnexion, signifying their work on a larger scale - these lads aren't local no more.
Common gang activites include "slam" and the occassional bit of "swingy". They're also known to be fiercely territorial, defending the Shaw and it's inhabitants from their rivals the SOC or the H-to-the-G-Unit.

"I hear the Barnett's Shaw Massive been hitting up the South Oxted Crew again"
"Man, those North Oxted lads don't take no shit, make sure you ain't disrespecting"
"For sure I ain't, the Shaw is a tough place to be, they're hardened gangsters"
"Barnett's Shaw - a hard place to live, an easy place to die"

by Mad Styles Mike July 29, 2008

barmite

noun_ a viscous amalgamation of old beer, sweaty feet and skin dust on the floor of a pub or club bar. Barmite has the exact smell and texture of Marmite, but should definately not be spread on toast.

Barmite is a clear sign that the landlord/manager is a lazy shitbag.

"went to work at this gopping bar the other night, i bet the landlady has barmite in her knickers"

by pubbywubbywoo April 15, 2009

barnied

To publicly berate and humiliate an individual. It is implied that the subject has earned contempt by some by their actions. It is a reference to Bill Oreilly's interview with Barney Frank where Frank was called a coward for telling the American public that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were sound and worthy of investments 2 months before they went bankrupt, and not performing his responsibility of monitoring their financial condition.

If you don't stop lying, your going to get barnied by me.

by CapitanoInsano March 5, 2009

Barnicle Syndrome

Barnicle Syndrome is a chronic mental illness. Barnicle Syndrome commonly expresses itself in those with low-self confidence. Those with barnicle syndrome need to be at someone's side, 'clinging' to someone, or to be in sexual activity with someone in order to satisfy the gaping hole that their self-confidence lacks.

1: What a slut man... look at her making out with guy after guy
2: Nah dude, she's not a slut, she just has Barnicle Syndrome.

by meowfulcopter June 15, 2009

Barnim

A troubled, racist young twat, that has sexual mis-orientation, and has a very hairy crack.

Dude 1: Who the fuck is that
Barnim: **racist chuckle and opens his ass wide**
Dude 2: What a fucking Barnim!

by REDNECK69 March 25, 2010