balloon job

Inflating the foreskin - possible only for an uncircumcised man. (Air should not be forced down the urethra, and on no account should high-pressure air supplies be used.)
"giz a balloon job"
"i corr, my compressor is knackered"
by Manpanzee February 06, 2006
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Moon Balloons

The describtions of rather large mammery glands of the human female.
by Teddie2162 September 02, 2008
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Getaway Balloon

1. To launch a saucer/balloon and pretend to be in it in hopes of avoiding punishment/evading taxes.

2. The hoo-ha surrounding Wife Swap's attention whore Richard Heene and his child, Falcon, who planned a hoax with a silver saucer.
The FBI is after me man, I gotta get me some Getaway Balloon!
by neonbiscuit October 15, 2009
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Turd Balloon

A metaphor for unsubstantiated propaganda that is created especially for political motives and disseminated through mass media, blogs, emails and whisper campaigns. A "fragile shell full of excrement and hot air" that is easily debunked, or "popped", leaving the bearer embarrassed, or "covered in excrement once it's popped" as they hold it.
I got an email about President Obama's "$200 million dollar a day trip" to India; I popped that turd balloon with one Google search.
by Dan Kehote November 18, 2010
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Black Balloons

Black Balloons represents all the negative things as pain, depression etc in your life. Once you die, it pops away.
I love black balloons.
Black Balloons represent me
Why does NF have black balloons beside him?
by Astorius November 04, 2019
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Balloon Head

1. An extremely unintelligent person with a large ego or bravado.

2. A male airhead whose ego inflates and deflates like a hot air balloon in his interactions with his peers.

3. A person whose convictions are easily swayed or comprimised.

4. An Irish Painter who thinks he's American
While Dave appears to be normal upon first meeting him, he is actually a Balloon Head.
by B-Dogg November 25, 2004
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balloon cocoon

Linus really prides himself on his balloon cocoon removal abilities.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
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