baconness

Synonym for the word "awesomeness" or "awesome"
This food is baconness!
Barney Stinson is baconness...
by Jethed January 19, 2011
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Bacon

The only reason you aren't a vegetarian.
Why aren't you a vegetarian.

Yell at the BACON!
*eats bacon*
by TheBubbies101 August 28, 2014
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Bacon

The absolute greatest substance known to mankind or any other civilization. Bacon can be used to solve any problem big or small. World hunger/your hunger, world peace, AIDS, SIDS, etc. However if you are a douchebag, asshole, dipshit, psychobitch, or any other kind of despicable human being eating bacon won't solve that, but you'll still get a delicious treat.
Leader of a Country #1: What are we gonna do about all these starving people?
Leader of a Country #2: Let them eat bacon.
by rumpunchtweaker45 July 20, 2011
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Bacon

The main reason you are not a vegetarian.
Bacon is tasty.
by MelonMan_ December 02, 2013
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Baconize

The act of owning someone or something using large amounts of heat, fire, grease, or all of the above.
I fell onto the stove, got totally baconized.
by Varatil April 27, 2007
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The Baconator

noun- an extremely loose, flappy vagina with several layers that resembles a limited time offer at a certain fast food joint run by "The King". It is cousin to the "Big Montana"
Candy took off her panties and showed off "The Baconator"
by Brodalayheehoo October 09, 2007
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Baconism

To over all and genuinly not give a shit even in the slightest about anything
Nick:Dude ur foots on fire
Guy with severe baconism:Oh well it will go out eventually
by Darkesy June 02, 2009
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