bark fight

When two or more dogs in a neighborhood engage in a seemingly endless vocal argument.

Pug: arf!
Peke: rarf! rarf!
German Shepherd: WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
(pause)
Pug: arf!
(translation)
Pug: My master is best!
Peke: You're wrong - my master is best!
German Shepherd: MINE! MINE! MINE!
(pause)
Pug: I have won the bark fight.

by bob beeflips September 2, 2009

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barak

GOD of gods
prefection at its best

the prince looked at the dimond and it remminded him of barak

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

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Richard Barkauskas

A tall mexican who enjoys hopping borders from Mexico to Texas and back again. Also, everytime a penny is sighted, he hopps towards it.

guy1: OMG look at that guy jumping the fence!
guy2: nah, he's just a Richard Barkauskas.

by Color The Jew August 15, 2010

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Clive Barker

The verbal representation of an uncontrollable, white hot, ground shaking, squirt inducing dirty climax.

(n): That was amazing - I just had a Clive Barker.
(v): That cheesecake was dirty as hell...I think I just Clive Barkered.

by Saetia March 6, 2010

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Barker

1. Verb. To put forth an inhuman amount of effort in the attempt to get away with doing nothing at all

2. Verb. complaining ad naseum about nothing at all to anyone who will listen oven though you know they don't give a shit

3. Noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of

1. Quit barkering and just take out the trash already dude

2. "for the last time, quit barkering me because no one gives a fuck!"

3. dude, I just took the most massive barker ever! It was so great I had to smoke a cigarette afterwards.

by Shaynahatesyou October 9, 2009

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