Game Awards

An annual event supposedly made for awarding great games, but in reality it gives awards to shit games that no-one ever heard about.

Have you seen the latest game awards?
I don't want to talk about it.

by frank5762 March 29, 2024

Lifetime Achievement Award

When you are invited to be in the wedding party of a childhood friend that you have not talked to in many years.

Frank: Ugh, I cant go to the game that weekend, I have a wedding in Idaho.

Colin: What? Who lives in Idaho?

Frank: Childhood friend I haven't talked to in 19 years, and I got the Lifetime Achievement Award Invite.

Colin: UGH, that's $3k in flights, hotels, tuxes, and gifts you'll never see back, AND you have to act like you are still friends, like you will be in touch in a week or something.

Frank: Preach. Like, we aren't even on any group texts together.

by Mike109999 May 3, 2022

Annual King Fax Award

The annual king fax(young goat) award is awarded to a person who exemplifies the true meaning of fax(facts).

The winner of this years annual king fax award is king tut

by young 🐐 February 6, 2022

gold plunger award

This is the trophy one wins after a group text among friends displaying everyone's poop of the day for a period of time with a winner chosen based on the amount, size and shape and of coarse grossness.

"Dude I quit you are one nasty ass person, you win the gold plunger award hands down."

by Holyroot May 15, 2016

Dick Of The Year Award

1) n. Someone who has such a good Cack game makes their friends wonder why they hate themselves so much.

Yo dude he Mississippi mud sticked that bitch so hard he ended up winning the Dick Of The Year Award!

by Therealoj32 January 26, 2024

lock award

the most prestigious award a reddit post can get

omg my post got the lock award!!!!!!!!

by gh0811sn September 26, 2022

grant chapman award

The Grant Chapman award is for the character in a love triangle that is obviously NOT the one for the Main Character but they helped the main character during dark or stressfull times.

Jacob deserved The Grant Chapman award after Edward and Bella got together but not after he got with their daughter.

by Elouise01 July 7, 2023