Flying Aunt Whifflebottome

The Flying Aunt Whifflebottome is a sexual position in which two parties (Generally male, although females with strapons HAVE been known to preform this act as well) enter a third party through the rectum, using their genitalia, or artificial genitalia, while in some sort of open air environment (EX. While free falling, on a trampoline, or even during a simple jump). The two parties first mentioned enter together, and act as one unified organ, sliding in and out. Warning: This act is not to be preformed without some form of lubricant (Silicone lube will work, but K Lube is preferable).
"Last night Jacob and Evan gave me an Flying Aunt Whifflebottome. I won't be able to walk for a week!"
by Pimpernickle July 06, 2014
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Aunt Boomerang

A strange Austrailian woman, with magical powers. Often has a lisp, may be seen using the words "Bonza Sweetie" Stay well away. Has latley been made into a cbbc program.
"fuck me dude... U cath last nights episode of Aunt Boomerang??"
"yeah, was Bonnnzzzzzaaaaaaaa"
"ahhaha wicked! BONNZZAAAAAA"
"BONZZZAAAAAAA"
"Ooof"
by Christian October 03, 2003
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aunt jemima tits

Tits that hang down to the waist. Milk jugs. Long National Geographic Tits with big nipples.


look at the Aunt Jemima tits on that reggae singer!
by b. hanback February 17, 2008
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Steaming Aunt Jemima

A bowl/bucketful of fresh piss and diarrhea, poured over someone's head like syrup over a stack of pancakes.
Non-Sexual: The juvenile miscreants were so vile that they gave a boat full of tourists a Steaming Aunt Jemima as it passed beneath bridge on which they stood.
Sexual: Their favorite type foreplay progressed over time from anal fingering, to a Glass Bottom Boat, then a Hot Carl, and finally ending up as a Steaming Aunt Jemima because they were some seriously fucked individuals.
by Captain Sodomy October 11, 2006
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Aunt Jamima

The Opposite but still just as hateful as an "Uncle Tom"; Black Women who is racist towards White folk
Mrs. Blackmon, don't be actin' like an "Aunt Jamima" toward President Donald Trump, he's Making America Great Again.
by Yourstruelythekid April 24, 2018
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skate on your aunt

Skate on your AUnt.

A threat or warning that you’re asking for trouble.
“You better watch it buddy or I’m gonna skate on your aunt.”

“If he pushes again me I’m gonna skate on his aunt.”
by theprophets January 01, 2023
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Aunt Jemima handshake

When you rub poop on your hands and give someone a handshake.
Steve:**poops in hand**
Jerry: **unknowingly grabs hand**
Steve:**laughs**
Jerry:"Awwwwwww!!!! was that poop?!?
Steve:AUNT JEMIMA HANDSHAKE!! **runs away**
by Wienerschnitzal February 28, 2010
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