Aunt Urma

Women's Menstrual Period

oh dear no sexy time for tonight.. my Aunt Urma's visiting!

by serena tbot March 17, 2008

ants in the pants

someone who has a bug in there pubes like crabs.

jessica is really hot" "yeah but i heard shes got ants in the pants.

by stackattack January 13, 2011

Aunt Lydia

A female who supports politicians or political ideologies that directly and indirectly effect them negatively.

She said Donald Trump is a godly man who loves all people; to which I said shut the fuck up Aunt Lydia.

by Progressive Patriot September 25, 2018

Aunties

Ladies, chicks, girls

"Tryig to pull the aunties"

"Making a good impression on the aunties"

"got some good looking aunites around here"

by BlahBlahLady October 27, 2012

The ants 😡🐜

A tik tok meme

Nobody:
Tik tok comment section: the ants 😡🐜

by Yeeehawwbuddyboi September 8, 2019

Aunt Flo

The worst, painful thing ever... The period!

Trayshon: Hey Aliyah.
Aliyah: Leave me alone!
*Aliyah storms off as Joanna comes up to Trayshon*
Trayshon: Damn. What's up with her?
Joanna: Aunt Flo paid her a little visit and will be staying for a few days, so deal with it.
*Joanna walks off*
Trayshon: I don't understand women. What does their aunt have to do with their moods? Oh! I get it! Yeah...I don't get it.

by No Name Chocolate Cake May 31, 2016

Auntimatter

1. The objects (clothes, trash, make up, etc) your aunt leaves around the house when she is staying with you. This can also be used to describe the mess that is left after her stay.

2. The nonsensical things your aunt says that matter none.

1. Aunt: I can't seem to find my tooth brush.

You: It's in the restroom, along with the left of the auntimatter you left behind.

2. You: I'm so tired of listening to her auntimatter. I feel like I'm talking to a fortune cookie.

Friend: Just don't try to crack her open to find your lucky numbers.

by mandersplatwood March 20, 2011