Athletes Dick

Catching a rash or a fungus from a woman who has a yeast infection. During sex, or having an itchy sack

Tony caught athletes dick from karen

by Houdini2 October 30, 2025

Toxic athleticism

behavior in which the motivation for sport is presented as 'just for fun,' while in reality it holds a disproportionately high importance in a person's identity and serves as a means of self-validation. It is characterized by:
- excessive involvement in sports
- a high proportion of unusual sports that are socially admirable
- covert comparison
- false modesty or inaccurate perception of social norms regarding sport
- sport is a dominant topic of conversation

He said he got up at 5:30 to go ski touring and went for a run afterwards, because the tour was 'relaxed' with 'barely' 1,300vm. I hate the toxic athleticism at this party.

by Kerub December 21, 2025

Joke-Athlete

Joke-Athlete

“As Carters skills dimenished the team cheered at any minor accomplishment; Carter was a joke-athlete.”

by Carmichael8287 May 25, 2025

athletic

ali kranz

ali kranz is good in any sport, she is athletic

by samdalton December 16, 2022

Athletic Workout

Anything involved with lifting very light weight and doing a bunch of running and cardio. An individual who does an athletic workout is someone who used to do bodybuilding but found it quite difficult to lift heavy consistently, thus choosing the easy way out of intense lifting sessions.

Darbs: Yo JJ are we lifting heavy today?
JJ: Nah bro I'm going to be doing an athletic workout, good luck tho!

by aluminum ballsack July 9, 2023

Sneaky Athletic

Sneaky athletic is a nice term for a somewhat athletic white guy, i.e Josh Allen

Guy: Yo that play was awesome
Friend: I know Josh Allen is so good
Guy: Yeah he’s a sneaky athletic player
Commentator on TV: And Josh Allen, who is sneaky athletic, just ran a Packer over!
Random Bears fan: Fuck Green Bay

by Hugh J4nu$ October 4, 2023

Athletic-dad-bod

The body of a man named Patrick. Not quite fat, but also not quite cut. The perfect in between.

Person 1: Damn you see that baseball boy pitching w/ the fatass?
Person 2: Yeah he kinda has a lil belly but he ain’t fat
Person 1: Duh he’s got the athletic-dad-bod

by Wasian123 April 13, 2024