asphinktor

the mumble-like language spoken when drunk

“dad I can’t understand you what language are you speaking” “asphinktor”

by imbecile789 August 18, 2018

askephone

Da communicating-over-wires device dat you use to request information or permission from da person you're calling, rather than confirming or transmitting something to him.

If you think about it, most every dial-to-interact conversation involves an ASKephone and a TELLephone --- da caller rings you up to ASK you something, and then you TELL him da answer to his question.

by QuacksO January 14, 2020

asepeoluwa

Asepeoluwa is a yoruba name that actually means perfection of God, the author of that name is from the Christian Bible. Asepeoluwa is someone who is caring, charming, brilliant, smart, good looking and trustworthy.

The lord will perfect(Asepeoluwa ) my hand work

by Solutionasepe February 3, 2020

Asphalt technician

A woman that has sexual partners for money. A professional "working girl". A prostitute. A female or make that trades sexual favors for payment.

Say cuz did you see that "asphalt technician" laying in the cut over there. Bro total smokeshow.

by el boogie April 11, 2020

Assphabet

analfabet when people can't tie words and doesn't know them and yet still they judge

Person 1: So stress, self important people? stupid people?
Person 2: You're an Assphabet!

by sweetbitchwow insta July 9, 2020

Assphabet

Someone who doesn't understand the words.

Person 1: the weather is nice (:
Person 2: i don't like you!
Person 1: i didn't said i " liked " you, you Assphabet.

by sweetbitchwow insta July 14, 2020

Asphy

A white male on toxic crusaders

Stfu nigger said Asphy

by lesen kompeto September 10, 2020