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emil askelin

an ugly little troll that lives on the street and poops on your head
i am glad i am not like an emil askelin
by i am gay¨ September 12, 2016
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Blow an assket

Blowing an assket refers to the action of shiting yourself when you are enraged
i got mad when the brewers lost the game, that i accidently had blow an assket, now i have to buy a new pair of pants.
by Funnyguy13 July 31, 2010
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when some dumb motherfucker tries to talk about something no one cares about or you could copy this and make it say despacito or something
now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊
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The one who asked

He's constanting running, he omnipotent, faster than the constep of speed.
Person 1: Who the fuck asked, you bitch
The one who asked: i did
by The one who didn't ask December 15, 2022
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Wide Awake

A song by Audioslave off their final album Revelations. Its Audioslaves only political song. Its critisizing George Bush and FEMAs incredibly slow reaction to the hurricane Katrina disaster. Quite possibly the most powerful song ever written.
bob: holy shit this song is amazing!
carl: what song?
bob: Wide Awake by Audioslave!
carl: never heard of it
bob: 'gasps and decks carl and then reveals a zipper on the back of his neck and unzips it and the entire band of Audioslave jumps out the procedes to play Wide Awake'

Chris Cornell:

You can look a Hurricane
right in the eye
12 hundred people dead or left to die
follow the leaders were it an eye
for an eye we'd all be blind
death for murder of this im sure
in this uncertain time

so come pull the sheet over my eyes
so i can sleep tonight
despite what ive seen today
i find you guilty of a crime of sleeping at a time
when you should have been wide awake

down on the road the world is floating by
the poor and undefended left behind
while you were somewhere trading lives for oil
as if the whole world were blind

so come pull the sheet over my eyes
so i can sleep tonight despite what ive seen today
i find you guilty of a crime of sleeping at a time when
you should have been wide awake

'Tom Morello wails on his guitar'

so come pull the sheet over my eyes
so i can sleep tonight
despite what ive seen today
i find you guilty of a crime of sleeping at a time

when you should have been wide awake
wide awake
wide awake
wide awake
wide awake

'the band then kills carl and gives it straight to the police. they are not arrested for they are gods'
by Alty8 September 13, 2009
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atake

Earn or gain a title or a name or a degree, having it passed on to someone. Conjugated like the verb take.
The moment my Master gave me the Dark Sword he guarded throughout his life, was the moment he passed on to me the title he carried all those years, the moment I had ataken the title "Dark Guardian".
by Zakary Wollan June 6, 2018
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who asked

The greatest insult to ever exist. Nothing but brute force can combat it
If you are really proud of something you did, or want to share a fact and someone says "Who asked?" You can't say anything back to that. It puts you in this weird spot where you can't say anything else. Next time someone says "who asked" to you, kick their ass. If someone insults you, say "who asked" and prepare yourself.
Tim: "ur shoes look like shit"
Mark: "Who asked"
Tim: *pulls out gun"
by plaper69 November 24, 2020
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