Alcoholic Tricycle

When a drunk man plants their forehead firmly on the carpet and uses their knees to propel themselves like a tricycle.

Did you see the rugburn on Jared's forehead? He was riding the alcoholic tricycle last night again.

by RoboWhaa March 27, 2021

alcoholic bastard

Someone who drinks way too much and usually fucks shit up

adam! Stop drinking you alcoholic bastard

by Issa me brat May 27, 2018

alcohol bipolar

This refers to a person who is intoxicated. This person at first is happy and loves everyone then in the blink of a eye changes into a angry person. They start picking fights with everyone even the person they just told they loved.

No one wants to be around john because he's in one of his alcohol bipolar moods again.

by jimmybomm April 23, 2020

Non-alcoholic

An adult who cheerfully socializes without alcohol in the presence of others who are drinking or where alcohol is traditionally served.

"Hey dude, let's go out and get stupid crunked" "Nah, man, I'm going non-alcoholic tonight."

by 0proof February 9, 2020

Alcohol Balls

When someone drinks too much before Sucking your dick so the alcohol in her breath goes down to your balls and makes them feel like they got round house kicked to oblivion.

Guy 1: Dude, you have fucking alcohol balls!

Guy 2: What the fuck do I do?

Guy 1: I don't know just drink a bunch of water to flush out the pain.

Guy 2: Okay, at least I don't have herpes.

by MisterStealYourGirl June 11, 2016

anal alcohol

Putting alcohol up your ass to have a fun ass night and no hangover later

"I hate hangovers"
"Just do anal alcohol!"

by Ladyi/tstreetsfreaki/tsheets November 21, 2013

alcohol clot

the means of waking up the next day after a long night of drinking with a bloody wound somewhere on your body.

this sucks. i got a stupid alcohol clot again from drinking last night. phyuckk..

by catandthehat February 27, 2010