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assed out

1. An unfortunate occurrence in which one gets shafted or lacks adequate resources to accomplish his mission.
2. An anal prolapse in which the sphincter muscle drops outside the anus into the medial space between the two buttocks.
1.You don't have a condon, B? I guess our assed out.
2.Damn, dog I'm assed out from these hemorrhoids. Get me some suppositories or some shit!
by flurky October 28, 2003
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absenteeism

Absenteeism means remaining absent for the work which has been designated to an employee.
If Labour is given the work to paint the wall, he remain absent and the work is pending, the wall might be painted by some one else. The labour here is involving Absenteeism by not attending to paint the wall.
by Ajay.S August 23, 2006
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abused kids

kids who get their asses beat.
no daddy stop , please, i'll wash the dishes better next time. (abused kids)
by sddgsddgsdgaf April 22, 2006
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Assed

When you have sat/layed down and don't have the ability to get back up. This can happen in many ways. Ie:obesity, being stoned, extreme cases of laziness and even after getting rocked in a fist fight.
Dude, that last bowl just assed me. I can't get that brew for you.
by Dr.Awesomeballs69 May 14, 2014
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Dutch Abseiling

When you like abseiling but with some company, it is a
combination of a Dutch Rudder and a Dutch Putter.

A male partner holds his penis with one hand and sticks the thumb of his other hand up his ass. The other partner then moves both arms back and forth causing the first person to finger their ass hold and jack off at the same time.

The resulting motion is akin to that of the popular mountaineering activity of abseiling.
1)Things got a little crazy last night and we ended up Dutch Abseiling.

2)Abseiling is so much better when you go Dutch.
by The Dutch Monkey October 8, 2010
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Used and abused

When you ask tone “what are we” and he says “we’ll see where this goes” then you ask how he would respond to a fuck buddy he doesn’t see a future with and he says “well see where this goes”
Hey tone you tell me you love me but don’t make me your girl so what are we? He responds with “we well see where this goes” .. now I feel used and abused
by Hurtbae August 2, 2020
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double assed

A realy fat person who looks like they have an ass in the front as well as the back.
Large Marge looks like she could shit out the front or back end, da bitch is double assed!!!
by mavros April 26, 2006
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