You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

Abraham Lincoln

The only openminded president

Abraham Lincoln loves going to the theater

by Cheese is pretty epic September 26, 2023

Abraham

Abe usually loves 5v5 king of the court and likes basketball.

Abraham is most likely loyal and chill.

by Jumanjia November 21, 2021

Abraham Kayeye

Abraham is an absolute negative cocksucker. All he does is talk shit without the ability to say a nice thing. Most common definition is someone who loves eating butt until he is sick.

I went so Abraham Kayeye on that girls shit shooter.

by Tommyfig123 November 20, 2022