yard dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Sometimes also: Louisiana yard dog

Be careful, there's a yard dog settled up down on the bank.

by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

mow the yard

Trimming of the pubic hair, usually done around the crouch area, but can be chest hair.

This weekend my girlfriend is going to mow the yard. Or, that dude mows the yard to show his six-pack.

by Otto Von Coop November 14, 2010

front yard

A euphamism for secondary female sex characteristics, or pussy hair. Also see back yard.

Honey, keep that front yard in check, or you won't be getting any more head from this gaucho.

by Vagitarian December 12, 2003

Yard Ape

An employee of a big-box-store who is too dumb to sort lumber.

Don't let those yard apes load your 2 x 4 s cause they will stick you with garbage.

by Pedrovonpedro January 7, 2011

Junk Yarding

When you ram the f*ck out of a girl with your fingers.
(Can be acompanied with chainsaw noises)

"I took that girl to the junk yard last night"
"Yeah i junk yarded the f*ck out of her"
"I'm going to junk yard someone so hard tonight, il be covered in blood"
"I'm junk yarding tonight"

by P-biggy February 1, 2008

yard fudge

Those little packages of joy left on your lawn by stray neighborhood mutts and by inconsiderate dog walkers who are either too stupid to remember to carry a plastic bag or too lazy to bend down and pick up their animal's droppings even if they did remember to bring a bag, especially when they think no one is looking.

Me: Hey bro, why are you walkin' funny?
You: Damn it, I just stepped in a huge load of yard fudge!

He: Gimme a little kiss, baby!
She: No way, your breath smells like yard fudge!

by DoomShadow July 10, 2010

yard dome

someone drunk enough to give a guy head outside on the lawn for everyone to see.

GUY ONE: *walks up to the house* "Shit man, look!"
GUY TWO: "She's givin' the guy head on the lawn!"
GUY ONE: "haha yard dome?"

by jfgdk December 17, 2008