plant ham

the act of dropping trou while in a vehicle and smashing your buttocks against the glass, creating a visual image not unlike that of 2 ham steaks side by side

I told my friend not to plant ham in my car and now I have two butt smears on my window.

by The Mad Flasher January 18, 2011

plant a carrot

When a guido is so drunk he falls asleep inside of the trashy woman he is fornicating

"Ay, Vinny, why don't you slow down, you look like you might plant a carrot."

by BoomBangBonk November 1, 2013

phone plant

The act of your phone taking a direct hit to the ground.

My droid took a massive phone plant today after I left it on the roof of my car and drove away.

by needsa newphone July 27, 2011

durr plant

it's a joke making fun of the cancerous meme it self, DAMN DANIEL. it was originally made by the YouTuber called I Hate Every Thing (IHE), and he was talking shit at the damn daniel meme, so in the video he said that everything can be a meme nowdays, so he took a plant, put it in the middle of the floor, pointed at it and said DURR PLANT!

Guy 1 : Damn Guy 2 back at it again with the savage comebacks!

Guy 2 : dude anything can be a meme in 2016, btw DURR PLANT!

by Bubblett July 17, 2016

hash plant

A very potent strain of marijuana, closely gaurded by Philadelphia Hippie Maffia.

boy must be highly guaurded rastafari to harvest our mighty hash plant.

by BubbleHashBill January 11, 2008

Plant the seed

When a women does oral and the guy before cumming sticks his dick in her ass and cums violently

Man i did the plant the seed in Mira last night she violently came

by KINGOFNOTHIN March 16, 2020

industry plant

successful new artist who got people mad because their label and management is doing a good job

"have you heard of olivia rodrigo?"
"yeah, she's an industry plant"

by rihslayed January 13, 2021