smooth melons

When you dip your balls in melted candle wax and you take them out. The balls become very smooth and firm. Soon after the dried wax starts to fall of and your balls get smooth and greasy.
I love when I get smooth melons, it makes me feel like I'm a baby again
by qwter978 May 09, 2016
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Full Melon

A now-banned Jewish method of execution. It entails taking the removed foreskins of young boys and wrapping them around the head of a criminal; until said criminal's head bursts in half like a watermelon with alot of rubber bands around it.
Adriel was full meloned in the town square this morning as punishment for killing his wife.
by Melon expert December 13, 2020
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Melody the Melon

A girl named Melody that is nicknamed Melon from her friends. She is very sarcastic and extremely caring. She loves the color blue and she uses Social Media.
Melody the Melon is so funny!
by Kawaii Melon November 06, 2018
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melon squash

When you press your tits up against a window
She didn’t just flash me, she melon squashed.
by Eastside Rabbit July 30, 2023
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Yellin' Melon

A sexual act where a man gives himself a titjob with a woman's melons while his butt is positioned either on or near her face. The "yelling" aspect is induced by the man farting or defecating on the woman's face which will likely lead to yelling unless she's into that sort of thing. In that case the Yellin' Melon cannot be properly achieved.
Ethel: "Oh my God Gertrude, why did you break up with Archibald?"

Gertrude: "He pulled a Yellin' Melon on me last night... after having eaten Indian food."
by Waaaat?! September 02, 2015
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honeydew melon

Fruit that tastes nothing like honey and everything like dew.
"I love the taste of honeydew melon!" Said no one ever.
by Cleo1996 December 08, 2021
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melon mania

Derisive term for a social gathering where women substantially outnumber men. Cf. sausage fest.
Damn. Who the hell invited all these {other} skanks? This is total melon mania!
by melonmania June 28, 2011
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