noodle salad

A bunch of blokes putting their flaccid cocks into a girls mouth.

Edward, Alex and Kyle were giving Samantha the best noodle salad of her life

by CaptainNando March 14, 2016

tall noodle

Something that is smol but less innocent

She is a tall noodle

by TheSmolBean April 2, 2016

Noodle dong

When someone is obsessing over noodles.

I need noodles!!!

Ur so noodle Dong right now.

by Hiitisgod0102030405 November 7, 2019

Nigga Noodle

One of the best food recommendations

Kid: can anyone recommend me food I should try
Kid's friend: I was thinkin-
Nick Avocado: *crunches* nigga noodle *smacks* nigga noodle *crunches more* nigga noodle.
Both kids: what the fuck

by boe jiden bruh November 8, 2021

Noodle Wang

A penis that is elongated, thin and wiggly. The phallic antithesis and arch nemesis of a chode.

Wow Fred, you've got a serious noodle wang on you. Be careful you don't poke someone's eye out with it.

by Barbarina August 31, 2023

potassium noodle

A yellow fruit that is shaped like a male human noodle. This can often be filled with potassium packed white substance. Also known as a banana.

Kristen loves eating potassium noodles.

by krizzletizzle October 14, 2014

Forbidden noodle

A snake.

I saw three forbidden noodles on my run this morning!

by Will7838 October 6, 2020