Friend

Something you don't have, but you wish you did.
A person who can be a real dick somtiemes, but will always (mostly) help you. Someone you can relay on, and relate to.

Some can be so good friends they turn into BFF(s).
Friends can also refer to pets.

Teacher: You have eight apples, and you divide them evenly between you, and your friend.
You: A friend?

by Lillono November 17, 2017

Friend

A friend, someone with multi benefits but isn’t that someone you love?

He had so many friends with benefits…

by Mystifying June 27, 2022

Friend

You don't have them

Guy 1: You are such a good friend guy 2
guy 2: Who the fuck are you?

by Confused in General December 31, 2019

Friends

Non existent.

Retard 1: I have friends!
Retard 2: They are non existent you dumbass.

by That Dudе June 26, 2018

friends

what friends

i have no friends

by Phart honey cakes May 29, 2018

friends

sometimes the best ever, and sometimes the complete worst.

girl one: my friends are incredible and i LOVE them!!
girl two: lucky, cant relate.

by eunwooishot August 10, 2019

Friends

The people closest to you. You spend hours and hours with them and you never run out of things to talk about. A true friend will always be there for you, and they will never be afraid to join in on your weirdness.

Man, I have the best friends in the world!

by BETCHACANTGUESS March 14, 2015