Dilf

An acronym for “dad I’d like to fuck”
Dilfs are usually hot and Randy’s a dilf. DILF IT UP RANDY.

Betty: “wow Cheryl, Hiram is such a dilf!”

by CCCCCCCCCCU February 26, 2018

dilf

a very attractive older male who happens to be a dad. him being a dad makes him more attractive. you want to fuck him. that’s why it’s called dad i’d like to fuck. u prolly have daddy issues if dilfs are the only thing u find attractive anymore.

“my pe teachers lookin kinda cute...”

“lowkey dilf”
“daddy”

by dilflover45 May 29, 2021

DILF

DILF (Dick I'd like to fight)

"Bro that guy is a DILF"
"He's a dick fym"
"Exactly, he's a dick i'd like to fight."

by do_not_disturb March 12, 2024

Dilf

Type of man who I find attractive because they compensate for the lack of a father figure throughout my life.

Also I love big hot man tiddies. #slay

“Oh man look at that dilf’s massive honkers, those are some voluptuous boobies indeed. I sure hope they don’t fall directly into my face. That would just be awful.”

by iheartdilfs😩 December 13, 2021

DILF

Daughter I'd Like to Fuck

Check that slut out, she's a fucking DILF.
Dude, that's your daughter!
Yeah she is!

by Alex Smyth August 19, 2022

dilf

mads mikkelsen

person. 1: I may be a lesbian but mads mikkelsen
person 2: who?
person 1: mads mikkelsen. le chiffre from casino royale, nigel from the necessary death of charlie country man, and my personal favorite, hannibal lecter from hannibal (nbc)
person 2: oh, yeah I know him. what a dilf

by dykeexcpetformadsmikkelsen April 29, 2021

DILF

A dad I’d like to f**k
See: Michael Sheen

Person A: Who’s the best dilf to ever exist on this planet?
Person B: Michael Sheen DEFINITELY! Have you seen his THIGHS? and his ASS? and his MAN TIDDIES!!!!!! amazing. showstopping. beautiful.

by greatpretcnder November 13, 2020