Zoom Groom

Personal grooming from the waist up to appear presentable for an online audience, does not need to involve the wearing of pants, brushing of teeth, use of deodorant, or having had a shower, is purely superficial since no one that you’re interacting with is actually in the same room.

Via email/text - gimme 5 boss, I need to have a Zoom Groom before our meeting/presentation.

by Bethany Jane April 24, 2020

Zoom-a-rific

A particularly productive and efficient virtual meeting using the Zoom online meeting platform.

Did you see Esmerelda's Zoom-a-rific meeting on the new HR policies? It was recorded, so you can still see it online.

by katiedidnot April 21, 2020

Bang Zoom

Me hitting you in the face and you go flying.

Ralph Kramdom to his wife Alice... "Bang Zoom!"

by Lord Richard Manifest January 06, 2021

Bob Zoom

That one actually shitty brazilian cartoon that also focuses on nursery rhymes, IT'S JUST A SHITTY LOTTIE DOTTIE CHICKEN KNOCKOFF. Yeah, it's very fucking controversial.

Dan: IM SORRY BUT I ALSO WATCHED BOB ZOOM AS A KID!
Manu: *Grabs gun*
Dan: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME

by ThatDanFox April 23, 2023

Zoom Meeting

When 3 or more people engage in sexual acts, while being sneaky and hiding it from anyone else.

“Adam and those two are definitely having a zoom meeting tonight. “

Adam: I have a zoom meeting tonight.
Sarah: But that’s after hours.

Adam: *Wink, Wink* This is with Dean and Jarrod only.

Sarah: Gotcha. Just be safe.

by ZombieManager April 05, 2022

Zoom Shit

When you have to take a shit during a zoom work meeting, any kind of zoom meeting, or a zoom class. It usually happens in most zoom meetings.

Me: (Just started a zoom class lecture) Ugh, I have to take a zoom shit for the millionth time like every other zoom class.

by Excrushman August 13, 2022

zoom help

When a cougar asks for Zoom Help after work and it turns into sexy time.

Can you help me with zoom tonight?

Thanks for the zoom help.

Sure, I got you with the zoom help

by DT-FTL March 25, 2021