The great order of the zazems along with Yossi’s granted abilities control the non-zazems and punish them for their sins. Their team leader is Tom, who can make your girl leave you for him. Their cocks are bigger than whales, and they magnetize pussy like the southern pole. When a non-zazem threatens them, they hit him with a wipe that Yossi gave them and spit on him like a dog.
Girl 1: OMFGGGG!! LOOK! THE GREAT 5 Zazems!!
Girl 2: IM WET, BUT WHERE IS TOM?
Girl 1: HE IS TOO BUSY BEING MODEST
Girl 2: IM WET, BUT WHERE IS TOM?
Girl 1: HE IS TOO BUSY BEING MODEST
by Yossi’sBeliever November 21, 2021
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Get the zazem mug.ZaZoo Is in reference of the term we know as “ZaZa” instead ZaZoo as also know as the bird from lion king represents “Za” in all the great ways that it matters. Birds fly (high) and ZaZoo is close to ZaZa so fuck it.
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