zappelli

lip deformity/fat ass

damn, you have a major case of zappelli. thats gross

by sabruno September 22, 2007

zappercrat

One who, lacking any real credibility, tries to provide some legitimacy for themselves by amassing random phenomenon. Are often old, sad, old men.

Thurman: That guy who started that eggcorn site? Total zappercrat.

by Yamantaka Eye November 9, 2007

Zapped

A variation of owned, burned or zing.

Lucy: I think the capital of Canada is Toronto.
Rose: No it's Ottawa. Get zapped.

by mateee_o April 18, 2009

zapadoop

being startled or supprised

Holy zapadoop!!!! What Happened?

by schultzy101 December 23, 2009

zaplatosch

A player, stud, etc.

Man, that kid is such a zaplatosch

by blahblah987654321 November 9, 2010

Zapadoo

The act of zapping a lump of feces via electrical wire.

Blowing up or setting flame to a lump of feces.

Anything to do with electricity or fire on poop.

Me and my buddies decided to use a broken wire and zapadoo a turd till it exploded.

by Flunkyerdodder October 6, 2011

zapataphobia

when the sound of your boss's shoes coming down the hall towards your office strikes fear and loathing in your soul

Oh God, I hear my boss's shoes clacking down the tile hallway. I break into a cold sweat, search in vain for a way to escape, close facebook quickly and try to look busy. Anytime I hear her shoes, zapataphobia has me in it's grips again.

by Miss Placed July 13, 2015